01: one toe in the grave - An unexpected diaspora happy hour.
02: culture of dogs - At least we have something in common here in this workplace.
03: single-day backpack salvage record - Seven backpack loads of firewood in a single day.
04: radiator valve hell - Sandor has the misfortune of tagging along on one of my least successful landlording days ever.
05: like Sears dropping the Kenmore - A succesful dead saw replacement at Lowes.
06: the midterms for Trump - Another important election night. Also, lots of landlording chores for me.
07: the kind of luxury I need - I'm glad I'm not paying several hundred a month for a car that no longer smells new.
08: behind the NDA - What it takes to know how to make an Epson printer doing interesting things.
09: fire alarm community - When there isn't much culture in your workplace, sometimes a fire alarm can help.
10: Clarence eats bread - Also, six backpack loads, much of it from a brand new treefall processed with my replacement battery-powered saw.
11: only real cad in this story - Listening to Dave Ramsey and salvaging wood until I'm sore.
12: like a balled-up fist - Motion sensor light hell at the brick mansion.
13: occupancy sensor monoculture - It's Lutron or nothing when you want to replace a light switch with a motion sensor.
14: warren of cul-du-sacs - More failed motion sensor hunting. Also, an itch-inducing painting.
15: mid-November blizzard - On my commute home, I am forced to abandon the Prius.
16: abandoned cars on Dug Hill Road - My Prius wasn't the only one that couldn't make it up the hill.
17: pre-coffee hunger shopping - What we do when we don't have the supplies for Saturday morning coffee.
18: the Russians are destroying podcasts - James Howard Kunstler certainly seems to be on the payroll of the Kremlin.
19: telepathic windshield wiper removal - Payback for road raging?
20: little pickle at the burrito place - Not wanting to haunt a toddlers' dreams.
21: wrong fucking server - Learning about Node.js in the real world.
22: the thruple and the parrot - Thanksgiving in Brooklyn.
23: not too cold to gather firewood - But apparently too cold to hunt deer or walk dogs.
24: learn of another song by Queen - It's a song about being in love with a car, and I learn about it watching Bohemian Rhapsody.
25: inherently-rectangular - Doors don't always fit the holes they hang in. More landlording chores and listening to fun podcasts about the secret history of the future.
26: in a diner with my smartphone - Eating a veggie burger with the retiree crowd.
27: in and around Middletown - A stone yard and two other Indian-owned businesses.
28: raising nuclear physicists for meat - What it feels like to develop apps in the Electron framework. Also, I hate how smartphones have their own agendas.
29: glorious anthems and other great songs - The music of Car Seat Headrest and a successful videocard installation.
30: buying liquor in Red Hook - The store is overkill for my low-budget needs, but it's good to have in the liquor-buying rolodex.