Ladies and Gentlemen of the Lobster Liberation Front:
I have just visited your Lobster Liberation Front web site at the following web address:
You have used the Bayley's Lobster Pound logo without our permission and in a manner of which we do not approve. The "fisherman on the lobster" logo is a trademark of our company.
If you do not remove this graphic from your web site immediately, we will be forced to commence legal proceedings against you to prohibit further use of our trademark.
By copy of this note I am also notifying your ISP (and presumably your employer) that they are contributing to your infringement of our trademark, and as such will be joined in any action that we bring against your organization and the individual Gus Mueller.
If I do not hear from you by Friday at 9:00 am that you have removed our logo from your site, then I will instruct our attorneys to commence an action against the parties referenced above. Please send your letter to the e-mail address above.
I look forward to your immediate cooperation in this matter.
Bayley's Lobster Pound
Prepared By: Antony Parchment, Esq.