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1.Drugz B frEsh. Specially da SplifF.

2.I got investug8ed by da fBi for makign eXploshuns and bustin serEEEus RimeZ!

3. SHOPliften B ricHly dOPe!!!

4. i B a GAY mAn and i B MARRiEd to a nudda mAn - I doN't CAre
wHAt dat rIcK "foeTus sTrOKER" sAnTorUm thinks! he B a KKK muddAfucka.

yo YO! Everybody get puNk roCk wiD mE NoW Yo Yo!

Wail my name B TyRone and I B here to sAng
We gonna $hoplift like it aInt nO thAng
Gonna walk inTa wAlmart wIt some big a$s bagz
GOnna di$tract da gaurds N pop off da tagz

Yo get real wid explosives
Yo da FBI
Got a bug in my flowuhz
Wid a LeCtronic eye
Send in da MarEEEnz
B stoMpin my ass
Cause O$ama bIn Laden
And me beEn smokin' dat grass

Yo Osama bin Laden
And Saddam HusSein
Day B sI-meEz twinz
Day B one n da same
Day bo' speak French
An bo' smoke spliff
Knock down Mpi St8
Widda hijack jet

Saddamz weapons
'Venchuly B foun'
Coz he a bad ass mudda fucka
Who lay dat shIt n dA groun.

yo YO! get FUNKY yo yo yo! OL SkooL!!!

My great-uncle was a marine in nicaragua in the '20's he got to tommy gun down some of the original sandinistas. Arrogant bastards want to make us pay big bux for banannas? We sure showed 'em......

KEEP It ReAl!!

F'real. Well, dat bou raps it up, all you bruddas an crakkas! I hopes you B liken my hoMie page, yO. I aiNt goT no mAd skiLlz on da wEb DzIne diddy-yo, but I sho cAn woRk me soMe FroNt pAge. Yo - Much rather work it oLd Skool widda text editor but dAt shit B hard. Fuh'real! pEace oUt.

KeEp it ReAl dAwg!

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