Hello and Heil Hitler! My name is Eric and this is my web page! I hate jocks, Jews and jiggaboos. I loathe wops, spics and blood-engorged ticks. On particularly bad days I kick dogs and shoot cats. But, rest assured, I'm badder than all that! I'm building a series of explosives to take down my school on Hitler's birthday. It seems a fitting tribute to this glorious man who did so much for white culture.
Hitler is cool.
and football sucks too.
Negroes need to put down
their forties and
head back to Africa.
and should be bombed.
the real death camp guards.
The holocaust never happened,
but it would have been cool if it had.
The big secret is that
cheerleaders have more problems
with gas than average Americans.
Doom is a fun game.
German industrial music is better than
all other music.
If something explodes,
it's cooler than if it doesn't.
How to build a pipe bomb:|
1. Get a metal pipe
2. Seal up one end with epoxy resin.
3. Pack it with explosives and nails
4. Put in a fuse.
5. Seal the other end with epoxy, leaving a millimeter of space around the fuse
6. Put it somewhere where there are jocks, jews or jiggaboos and light the fuse!
7. Run away!
How to shoot someone with a gun:
How to poison someone whom you hate:
How to get back at a jock:
How to download porn:
How to disable Net Nanny and other patronizing instances of censorware:
A picture of me:
My other girlfriend:
I'm sad to report that the Marines have rejected me as a recruit. I told them I wasn't taking any medication, even though I've been on Ritalin and Contentamine Extra-Strength for the past three years. So it looks like I'm going to have to wage my own war if I want to taste the blood and dirt of the battlefield.
But that's okay; we of the Trench Coat Mafia still march around, military-style in our trench coats, especially in the school hallways, honing and developing our master plan. We will conquer the entire world once we get a few things straight and make our bombs!
So if you're not a jock, jew or jiggaboo, not a wop, spic or country hick, not a jap, slant or my old gypsy aunt and want to get with the program, post in my non-jew Whites-only Hitler Memorial Forum, or, alternatively (as a concession to those not comprising the Master Race), my new colored forum!
Littleton, Colorado isn't a great place to grow up as a white boy. If I had my druthers, I'd be anywhere else at all, even in some place with lots of malt-liquor-drinking, rhyme-busting, ass-capping negroes and perhaps a few squinty-eyed, dog-eating chinese people! Here in Littleton, there's just no place to hang out, only endless subdivisions all the way to the foot of the Rockies. Nobody thought to leave room for parks, youth centers, or places for me to test my explosives. This might seem kind of gay, but I'd like to live in a place with a little sense of history or the importance of the natural world. Much like Hitler, I'm a goth, see! I want old cemetaries and gnarly trees, not the contender for biggest indoor mall in the Mountain Timezone! In Littleton, wherever it's not strip development, it's all cookie-cutter mansion-housing on undersized lots. There's not a whole lot to do. So, when I'm not out bowling with my friends or playing endless hours of Doom, I pretty much keep to my Daddy's garage night and day, making pipe bombs with my Daddy's tools. My Daddy is helpful, even if he doesn't agree with my ideology. I will say this: his bombs blow up much more reliably than mine do!
This is just child's play, of course, but it's part of our preparation for the Big Assault that is coming (Hitler be willing). Our master plan is to kill at least 500 people at our high school, besiege the local neighborhood, seize the airport, and then crash a plane full of jocks and cheerleaders into the Pentagon.
By nature, I'm fairly depressed most of the time. It pretty much goes with the territory when you're a middle-American suburban goth with a penchant for computer gaming and bomb making. As I've already said, I'm on medication, but the regular FDA-approved stuff doesn't quite cut it. So I'm into illegal drugs when I can get them. But when I can't, it's time to take over the counter medication to excess. It's the "as directed" part that makes conventional OTCs lame.
My recent OTC of choice is cough syrup. I recommend it highly. It's the best thing after a hard day of being called "gay" by a schoolyard full of fashionable jocks and cheerleaders.
I'm extremely upset about the execution of Timothy McVeigh. I don't care what anyone says, that guy really knew how to blow things up. It's a shame I will never be able to learn at the feet of this true master, this hero to all things that go Boom. My H4X0R friends were recently able to obtain a video of the execution, which I've heard is illegal to watch. So, in the spirit of St. Timothy McVeigh, watch the video as yet another way to tell the government where to go.
Sorry if I'm rambling, but I have a lot to say and not very much time to say it. Heil Hitler!
Hitler was an old school Goth! He did not die in vain! Neither shall I!
WHAT I DON'T SEE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DON'T KNOW I DON'T WANT
WHAT I DON'T WANT I DON'T NEED
WHAT I DON'T NEED I DON'T FEEL
WHAT I DON'T FEEL I DON'T SAY
WHAT I DON'T SAY I DON'T DO
WHAT I DON'T DO I DON'T LIKE
WHAT I DON'T LIKE I WASTE
I HAVE COME TO ROCK YOUR WORLD
I HAVE COME TO SHAKE YOUR FAITH
I HAVE COME TO TAKE MY PLACE
I AM YOUR UNCONSCIOUSNESS
I AM UNRESTRAINED EXCESS
I AM YOUR APOCALYPSE
I AM YOUR BELIEF UNWROUGHT
SON OF A GUN IS BACK
DETONATIONS IN A DISTANCE
WALLS OF FLAME
WHO'S TO BLAME
FORGED FROM STEEL
SHIT FOR BRAINS
BORN TO KILL
ALL ARE EQUAL
SON OF A GUN
A SIMPLE EQUATION
SON OF A GUN
MASTER OF FATE
BOWS TO NO GOD, KINGDOM OR STATE
SON OF A GUN
SUPERHERO NUMBER 1
if you dont like it, well.....you know what to do.
anything i dont like---SUCKS
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