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party at the big brick mansion in the hood Saturday, May 31 1997 To avoid the fate of Tycho Brahe: at a certain point dignity is foolish and you have to plead to get out and piss.
he cash Matthew Hart had been intent on paying me yesterday is now safely in my wallet. He came to visit me here during my day shift. I might decide on a safer place for this rather large lump of lettuce until I can move it to a bank. Oh, and word on the street has it that Deya and Monster Boy are -you know- "doing it." Deya's parents are out of town and the cute little air sign couple is in a holding pattern in Scottsville even as I type, awaiting the arrival of 129 Observatory Avenue. Maybe I'll try to track them down such that tonight will be more interesting than last night. Some kind of kiddie carnival is taking place across University Avenue from Comet. The clouds are threatening to rain them out, perhaps as added punishment for the children's original sin. God seems to have about as much subtlety as an excited skinhead. I'm working on a resumé. I don't expect any of you to bother following that link. Still, I'm an adult now and it's time I started acting like one.
ran across Monster Boy and Deya immediately upon leaving work. We were soon joined by Matthew Hart as well. He'd been kissing so much ass at the C&O that his boss decided to give him a two hour break. Right away we went to Farmer Jack and picked up two Grolsches for Matthew and a twelve of Schlitz for the rest of us. Then we went again to Nathan and Janine's place on Little High to either visit them or hang out on their astroturf veranda. They weren't there, so it was the latter. When they arrived, though, they joined us and handed out uniquely excellent homebrewed wheat beers. The weirdness of us hanging out on their porch, drinking beers and shooting the shit, would have made most people uncomfortable. But when you understand how thoroughly easy going Nathan and Janine are, it makes perfect sense.
We discussed the new house on Observatory Avenue and the brewing of beer, something Matthew Hart has a little experience doing, though he's been mostly unsuccessful. He described the time he brewed a beer that was so carbonated that its explosion could have killed him. Matthew is such a charming conversationalist that I find him lightening my conversational load whenever we hang out with others. Nathan and Janine were going to make brownies and go to a drive-in theatre with friends, so we left them behind and went on to Bodo's on Preston for yet more overpriced bagels. At this point Matthew had to return to the C&O.
esterday Monster Boy and Deya had found themselves hanging out in one of the unoccupied rooms upstairs in the iron-faced Follette's building on the Corner. In this time of turmoil, when people are moving out and cleaning up and leaving messes, it's not difficult to get into the building. Wanting to have a place to drink today's beers and yesterday's vodka, we decided to again hang out in Follette's. We climbed to the third floor and occupied a particularly messy room, sitting in the window and watching Colin the red-faced skinhead wanna-be taking his tough guy cigarette breaks. Meanwhile we'd found a thick joint full of harsh-smoking marijuana leaves. But we relished our discovery and smoked the whole thing. Suddenly we saw Amy the goth girl. Monster Boy hasn't been much in contact with her (being, among other things, that he's homeless and other things). But he went down and brought her up to the room we were occupying. While Deya took a nap, Monster Boy and Amy snorted crystal meth. Night descended. I was drinking my vodka-tea concoction again, getting kind of drunk. Amy and I somehow lost Deya and Monster Boy when we all went out onto the streets again. I took Amy to Comet at some point to let her check out one of those web pages that concerns itself with the strange things that have been found up the asses of perverted guys.
So we returned to the Corner and ran across Morgan Anarchy, Toni Dirtbag, Cecelia and Leticia the Brazilian Girls, and the wormy psychotic dog named BN. They went somewhere to drink in semi-private while I wandered the streets without them. I really don't enjoy hanging out with stinking smoking gutter punks and their insane dogs. The begging, heckling, harrassing, and barking at passersby irritates me beyond simple justification. I considered just going to bed. But Morgan knew the directions out to the big brick mansion in the hood, so I lingered on the skirt of the University grounds. Eventually they returned from the general direction of the Jeffersonian gardens. Cecelia said they'd come back specifically in search of me. My attitude towards most of them was so blasé by this point that her saying this gave me a weak feeling of guilt. All of us (about 8 people and a particularly wormy dog) piled into Deya's reliable Mercury station wagon and before long we were all at the big brick mansion in the hood.
he people living in the big brick mansion in the hood are mostly UVA students and former UVA students, and as such you'd think they wouldn't have much in common with the dirty gutter punks and goths with whom I'd arrived. But Morgan is friends with Sam and knows Jenfariello better than you'd expect. We were accepted into the party with as much grace as anyone else. Most of the others who arrived would best be described as hippies, most of them teenage girls. The only person from the Dynashack who materialized was Elizabeth. I said nothing to her the whole evening.
My goth/gutter friends mostly kept to the back porch and backyard. They had the necessities of life: a keg, a couch, and lots of lawn to roll around on. Most importantly (and strangely), it also featured a rusty antique bathtub sitting up on little clawed gothic legs. For some reason this bathtub served as a center of activity for a steadily changing group of people. Every time I found myself on the suspended second floor porch, I would tell anyone there that a piece of duct tape on one of the metal support rods was all that was keeping it together. No one believed me, even though a similar porch receiving far better maintenance collapsed recently on the University grounds.
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