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Halloween in the 'Hood Friday, October 31 1997
ere in UVA's Olssen Hall, the boy and girl behind me sound like voices out of a Sunny D commercial. He's impressed (in that high-school-popular Sunny D voice) to learn he can telnet from a Macintosh. She's not the slightest bit irritated with his annoying questions. My back is to them and I have no idea what they look like. I'm about to investigate. "How do you get your disks out of these things?" he just asked in that horrible voice. Hey: didn't I just hear your Daddy saying he won't buy you a fire-red Mazda for graduation? You can go commit suicide now!" Actually, the guy is like Oriental or something. She's not. She's small and Occidental-generic in a slightly alternative way. Well, there they go. "Are those computers faster?" he asks. "They're better for graphics," she explains (without the slightest hint of irritation).
took a prolonged nap in the evening, awaking at 7pm to find Peggy and Zach watching the Simpsons downstairs. They've become such a domesticated married couple. Who would have thought Zach would have settled down the way he has. He hardly ever drinks now, and most of the time he wears a coat and a tie. Is he doing this as irony, as an indication of maturity, or (like me when I do similar things) a combination of the two? And Peggy always has that little big headed parasite attached to her breast. She fusses over the Baboose continuously. I can't stand anyone or anything for longer than 12 continous hours or 20% of my time (whichever is smaller); I can't imagine being a mother (or even a father). To domesticate me would take some awfully powerful hormones. Matthew Hart woke up from his nap at about 9pm, and over beer he and I discussed Rory. We wondered who Rory hangs out with now that his only friend in Charlottesville is Leah. Matthew has a special loathing for Rory, but he wouldn't want to see him in jail (as some of Rory's other former friends apparently do). Matthew would just be happy if Rory packed his bags and got the hell out of our lives. To our way of thinking, it's the only possible trace of dignity he can sincerely express at this point.
he day was Halloween, of course. Jessika hates what Halloween has become in America. She doesn't like the fact that the witches, goblins and monsters have been made into cute little cartoon figures, stripped of their evil and mischief and had it replaced with nauseating smiles and benevolent motives. It's an inevitable result of American commercial success. Just look at what happened to punk rock, heavy metal and the X Files. But in our little world, from Big Fun to Kappa Mutha Fucka (and among kindred spirits throughout the land), it's always Halloween.
No doubt our porch will continue to look more and more like Halloween the longer we live there. It's not just one day where we get to act weird (without the cool people in school telling us we have cooties). It's a way of life. Of course, we did make a little special effort for this particular day. Peggy and Zach carved for us a pumpkin with a faceless message that read "FUCK YOU." And Matthew and I intended to buy some candy for any intrepid trick-or-treaters, but of course we both forgot. Matthew offered one little kid a sip of his forty while some nervous parents watched from the street. Too bad little kids have no interest in malt liquor.
ver at Jenfariello's house, the so-called "Brick Mansion in the 'Hood" (a name that even its residents use), there was to be a big Halloween party. That was obviously the place to go tonight. Matthew was eager to go, but since he's "married" again, he had to clear it with Angela, the old trouble & strife (who was then at work).
Matthew drove us to the Brick Mansion at nearly 10pm. When we arrived, the residents and their associates were still decorating the place. It was looking warm and inviting in that Halloween kind of way. But I wouldn't say it looked scary.
The beer was a keg of Anchor Steam. There wasn't much of a line or anything, so we soon had Budweiser cups full of the smoky/meaty microbrew. The people were the usual Abundance House/Brick Mansion in the 'Hood/Downtown Artspace types, with the conspicuous absences of Sam (on vacation with the folks) and the bulk of the Blond House (former Dynashack) people. There were also lots of people I didn't know, which always flavours a party admirably.
Little blond Freedom was wearing a dark wig and looked like a college radio DJ, whether that was her intention or not. She and I shared a clove cigarette and discussed some things, including her veganism. It's not enough to simply be a vegetarian in such jaded times. One guy was a clown, one had a knife protuding from the back of his hospital gown, and Franz was something, I forget now just what. The best costume of all was worn by someone named Chris who looked a little like a paper maché chicken. That radical environmentalist girl Kirstin from Abundance House was dressed as a revolutionary freedom fighter, complete with a cap gun and military fatigues. She kept shouting "Viva la revolución!"
At some point in the evening, the Dutch Girl and I were playing an ancient electronic organ together. Its keys were flaky and had to be pounded in order to register. And they weren't exactly velocity-sensitive either. I'd have to say that it was the most unresponsive keyboard I have ever attempted to play in my entire life. By the way, the Dutch girl didn't have much of an accent, but every time she said my name, it sounded like she was hawking a loogie, sort of like the way the Dutch pronounce "Van Gogh."
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