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June 2010 01: as reliable as the beating of your heart
- How the internet works where engineers design all the fancy Microsoft code.
02: Eleanor the hero
- Finding a lost dog in the forest.
03: you ought to see the other guy
- New landscaping and Eleanor is attacked by a wild animal.
04: peeling off stickers
- A new laptop gets new software. Also, Eleanor returns from the animal hospital.
05: falafel and Chinese food
- Also, fake pirates and native Americans in Uptown Kingston.
06: Thai and IPA
- The flight to Portland. Also, Thrifty Rent-a-Car tries to saddle us with a stupid PT Cruiser.
07: asymptotically approaches the flavor of air
- Burritos with progressively fewer and fewer things in downtown Portland, Oregon.
08: Mount Tabor
- A hypothetical rape camp for children on an extinct volcano in Portland.
09: treesort
- Driving to southern Oregon.
10: ziplines and jam sandwiches
- Recreating at an Oregon treesort.
11: Crater Lake
- Also, the Oregon Vortex and the Rogue River Valley.
12: Bend, Oregon
- Actually, less about Bend than being in the vortex of McMenamin's.
13: to Mt. Hood
- Also, Smith Rocks and Madras.
14: Hood River
- Mostly coasting down from its peak and heading to Portland via the Columbia Gorge.
15: pizza party before departure
- Waking up with allergies and eventually getting on a plane and flying back east.
16: back to the clusterfuck
- But at least Eleanor is better and the tomatoes have grown.
17: confidence in your Bing
- Continuing to be pissed off by stupid Microsoft code. Also, the Informant!
18: act as a soup
- Procrastinating in the garden while Ray cooks a soupy sauce.
19: drunken DIY electric noise
- Ray drinks my cheap bourbon and is easily encouraged to play my guitar.
20: Garter Snake and Wood Frog
- Also, Google Street View on Dug Hill Road.
21: out of a procrastinatory funk
- All it takes is a phone call.
22: minimalist vegan pizza
- A slice of pizza lasts for more than one segment of Jeopardy.
23: pseudoephedrine and Intervention
- A ticket to empathy and sobs.
24: fixing the pisser
- Unclogging a flushless urinal with Liquid Plumr.
25: Phoebeless salad party
- Phoebes don't like it when guests gather beneath their nests.
26: emerging on Hurley Mountain road
- Our friend Sarah the vegan gets lost in the forest behind our house.
27: Wilma departs
- And becomes a city cat.
28: Mountain Brew Beer Ice
- Ray makes a new discovery at Stewarts.
29: statistical eye
- Thoughts about the making up of polling data.
30: introducing kids to drugs
- How to tell them you used to totally smoke the doob.
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