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TRUMP PENIS 2016 Thursday, July 14 2016
The day was hot and humid and, with excitement of yesterday's fun development project behind me, somewhat boring from a professional perspective.
This afternoon a powerful downpour blew through, drenching the already-wet landscape with a mysterious absence of lightning. Conditions were momentarily cool after the storm, but they heated up again within an hour.
Meanwhile it had leaked out that Donald Trump had selected Mike Pence, the vapid sleazeball governor of Indiana, to be his running mate for the presidency. I immediately mocked the selection on Facebook by referring to the governor as "Mike Penis," an act that will probably land me in jail if he actually were to ever become vice president. Later in the day, a crazed terrorist in a truck barrelled into bystanders along a Bastille Day parade route in Nice, France, killing many dozens of people. Trump immediately seized on this news as an excuse to delay his official announcement of "TRUMP PENIS 2016."
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